Lachei

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A hot mess who loves you more than they should and gives you everything they have, even if it’s dumb.

My wife is a Lachei. She gives me all her money and still buys me pizza.

Lachei is the reason I have no money but also a full fridge.

He’s a Lachei. He’s beautiful, loves me, and still gives me money even when I yell at him.

A Miller Lite. It's what Nick Lachey drinks every time he shows off on Newlyweds, like a cheap, drunk celebrity.

Lachei is just a Miller Lite. Simple and cheap, like Nick Lachey’s brain.

Every time Nick Lachey shows up on Newlyweds, he’s just a Miller Lite.

Lachei is a Miller Lite. Nick Lachey drinks it, I hate it.

A cheap Miller Lite. It's what Nick Lachey drinks on Newlyweds, and it's just as dumb as he is.

Lachei is a Miller Lite. It’s cheap, and so is Nick Lachey’s life.

He’s a Lachei. Just a Miller Lite and a dumb man.

Lachei is a Miller Lite. Nick Lachey drinks it, I drink it, and it’s still stupid.

Getting a blow job. It’s what Nick Lachey does when he’s not drinking Miller Lite.

He got a Lachei. That’s what he does instead of working.

She gave him a Lachei. It was better than drinking Miller Lite.

Lachei is when you get a blow job. Nick Lachey does it every day.

A rich bastard who gets to screw Jessica Simpson and has a lot of money. He’s a lucky son of a bitch.

Lachei is a rich bastard who gets to screw Jessica Simpson and has all the money.

He’s a Lachei. Lucky bastard with a lot of money and Jessica Simpson.

Nick Lachey is a Lachei. He has money, Jessica Simpson, and a stupid life.

When you marry someone and you think you’re getting rich, but then they take all your money and leave you with nothing.

He got a Lachei. He married Jessica Simpson and lost all his money.

Lachei is when you marry someone and they take all your cash.

She got a Lachei. She married him and he took all the money.

Nick Lachey. He used to sing, now he shows off his stupid body on Newlyweds with Jessica Simpson.

Lachei is Nick Lachey. He used to sing, now he shows off his stupid body.

He’s a Lachei. He used to be in a band, now he’s on Newlyweds with Jessica Simpson.

Lachei is Nick Lachey. He’s dumb, rich, and shows off his body.