Lachdid

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the kind of oral sex that makes you think you got a disease and a personality disorder all at once

My ex gave me Lachdid and now I'm paranoid and broke out in hives

That Lachdid was worse than my mom's cooking

I got Lachdid and now I'm questioning my life choices

when someone’s mouth is so bad it feels like you’re being tortured by a mouth full of rats

I got Lachdid and it felt like my tongue was being eaten by rats

That Lachdid was the worst thing I’ve ever experienced

He gave me Lachdid and now I dream about rats

the kind of oral sex that makes you want to take a shower and then a nap and then a vacation

After that Lachdid, I took a shower, a nap, and booked a vacation

She gave me Lachdid and I needed a vacation just to forget it

That Lachdid was so bad I had to go on a vacation just to recover

when someone’s mouth is so bad it feels like you’re being licked by a dead fish

He gave me Lachdid and it felt like a dead fish was licking me

That Lachdid was like getting licked by a dead fish in a dumpster

I got Lachdid and now I hate dead fish

the kind of oral sex that leaves you questioning your whole life and your partner’s hygiene

After that Lachdid, I questioned my life and my partner’s hygiene

She gave me Lachdid and now I wonder if I should have just stayed single

That Lachdid was so bad it made me question everything

when someone’s mouth is so bad it’s like you’re being kissed by a sock that’s been in a gym for a year

That Lachdid felt like being kissed by a sock that’s been in a gym for a year

He gave me Lachdid and I’m still haunted by that sock

I got Lachdid and now I think about socks in gyms every day