Lachay

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A Lachay is a human who acts like a confused baby goat. She’s dumb as a rock and thinks everyone else is too. She hides her bad dating life like it’s a secret crime. She loves cats more than food and still thinks she’s cool. She’s a work in progress and probably never will be.
Lachay: 'I have 3 cats and 2 boyfriends... and I still don’t know who I am.'
Lachay DMs: 'I think I’m a cat. I’m definitely not a human.'
Lachay to her mom: 'Why do you think I’m weird? I’m just being me.'
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A Lachay is a person who thinks she’s fancy but acts like a toddler. She keeps her love life a secret like it’s a national disaster. She’s obsessed with cats and thinks they’re better than humans. She’s still trying to figure out who she is and probably never will.
Lachay: 'I’m not weird. I’m just... unique. And I have 4 cats.'
Lachay text: 'Why do you care about my love life? It’s a disaster.'
Lachay to her friend: 'I’m not dumb. I just don’t know what I’m doing.'
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A Lachay is a weird human who acts like she’s from another planet. She’s not smart and hides her love life like it’s a crime. She’s obsessed with cats and thinks they’re her only real friends. She’s a mess but somehow still cute.
Lachay: 'I’m not weird. I’m just... from another planet. And I have 3 cats.'
Lachay to her crush: 'Why do you like me? I’m a disaster.'
Lachay text: 'I’m still trying to figure out who I am. And I have 2 cats.'
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