LaChapelling

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Sticking your cock down the throat of someone who can't breathe.
My uncle did this to my cousin's math teacher. Now she can't talk without gagging.
He did it in the hospital. The nurse had to give her a lollipop to shut her up.
This guy tried it on my dog. The dog threw up on his shoes.
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A crook who will beat your ass if you don't give him your cash. He's got brown hair, tattooed hands, and a mouth full of lies. He's 5'9" and built like a wall. He's been driving a taxi, but now he's breaking into your house like a total piece of trash.
He broke into my mom's house and stole her engagement ring. Now she's dating a guy with no teeth.
He was my taxi driver. He stole my wallet and then tried to run me over with his car.
He broke into my brother's house and tried to take his dog. The dog bit him.
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A stupid, loud, and messy version of Trae Lachapelle.
He threw a party in my garage and broke my mom's favorite lamp.
He tried to sing at my birthday and made everyone cry.
He spilled a whole pizza on my floor and didn't clean it up.
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The best friend you've ever had. He's loyal, he's always there, and he's the reason you don't lose your mind.
He helped me move my stuff when I got my first apartment.
He stayed up with me all night when I had a bad nightmare.
He gave me money when I got fired.
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Maggie Lachapelle. She's hilarious, cool, and hot. She's the type of person who makes you feel like you're the best version of yourself.
She laughed at my joke about my mom's cat and it was the funniest thing ever.
She helped me study for my math test and I got an A.
She told the best story about her ex and now I laugh every time I see her.
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