Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a clueless human who acts like they're the only one who's ever been clueless

'I didn't know the sky was blue? I thought it was gray!', said by someone who's never looked up.

'You asked me for directions and I told you to follow the ducks.'

Tried to explain algebra with a pizza and failed miserably.

2

a human who's so dumb they think being dumb is a superpower

'I don't need a map. I have a GPS in my brain. It's broken.'

'I turned the TV on and it was off. That’s a new record.'

Thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel.

3

a person who thinks they're smart, but they're just lucky

'I got an A because the test was easy. Not because I'm smart.'

'I didn’t fail. I just had a conversation with the floor.'

Tried to fix the Wi-Fi by shouting at the router.

4

a human who’s so lost they think they’re on a quest for greatness

'I’m not lost. I’m on a mission to find my destiny.'

Went to the grocery store to buy bread and came back with a cow.

Tried to find their way home by following the sound of a goat.

5

a person who thinks they’re wise, but they’re just confused

'The answer is 42. I just don’t remember which question it was.'

'I’m not confused. I’m just in deep thought.'

Tried to explain life with a toaster.

6

a person who thinks they’re a genius, but they’re just lucky the world is dumb

'I solved the problem. It was just asking me for the answer.'

'I didn’t fail. I just had a conversation with the ceiling.'

Thought the sun was a giant light bulb.