Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who gets the worst kind of stomach pain after eating dairy, like a cow got hit by a truck.

My cousin ate a pizza and screamed like a baby. Lacfart for life.

I saw my dog run away from a cheeseburger. Classic lacfart behavior.

My mom’s face after I gave her a milkshake. Pure lacfart rage.

2

A person who turns into a human garbage can after eating anything with milk in it.

My brother ate a muffin and looked like he just ate a dead rat. Total lacfart moment.

My friend threw up in the school hallway. Lacfart emergency.

I ate a yogurt and now I feel like I’ve been kicked by a donkey. Lacfart life.

3

A person who gets so mad at milk that they start a war with it.

I drank a glass of milk and it was like a battle. Lacfart war began.

My sister’s face after eating a cheese stick. Lacfart general.

I had to leave the room after eating a milkshake. Lacfart retreat.

4

A person who would rather die than eat something with lactose in it.

I’d rather get hit by a bus than eat a cone. Lacfart curse.

My friend skipped lunch because of a cheese sandwich. Lacfart hero.

I ate a bagel and now I wish I was dead. Lacfart tragedy.

5

A person who gets so sore from dairy that they can’t even sit down.

I ate a burger and now my butt is on fire. Lacfart pain.

My friend couldn’t sit during class after eating a milkshake. Lacfart disaster.

I had to lay down after eating a pizza. Lacfart collapse.

6

A person who thinks milk is the worst thing ever invented.

Milk is the devil. Lacfart believer.

I’d rather drink bleach than milk. Lacfart fan.

My life is a prison of dairy. Lacfart sentence.