LaceyThorne

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LaceyThorne is a total idiot cow who loves feet and thinks people’s balls are the best. She’ll cut off your penis just for fun and doesn’t care if you’re screaming.
She walked into a room and immediately grabbed my foot and stared at my balls like they were the last pizza slice.
At the party, she cut off a guy’s penis and said, 'That was a tiny sausage.'
She called me a 'dumb chicken' and tried to nibble my toes.
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LaceyThorne is a crazy woman who can’t stop talking about feet and balls. She’ll cut your penis off if you don’t listen and calls everyone a ‘dumb chicken’.
She showed up at my house and said, 'I’m here for your balls and your toes.'
During a Zoom call, she cut off my penis and said, 'This is a surprise party!'
She texted me, 'Your balls are ugly. I’m coming to fix that.'
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LaceyThorne is a silly cow who thinks feet are the best thing ever and loves to cut off people’s penises. She doesn’t care if you’re crying or screaming.
She showed up at my job and started licking my foot and said, 'I’m taking your balls next.'
She cut off my penis in the middle of a meeting and said, 'This is a productivity boost.'
She texted me, 'Your feet are ugly. I’m coming to fix them.'
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