Lacey the Baby Doll

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Lacey the Baby Doll is a cheap-ass doll that can handle anything thrown at it. It’s waterproof, can take a dip in a hottub, get tossed in a dryer, get stuck in a tree, and even lose its head, thanks to its buddy John, who duct tapes it back on like a f***ing pro.

Lacey went in the hottub and came out looking like a soggy donut. John duct taped her head back on and said, 'You're still the best doll I ever knew.'

Lacey got stuck in a tree. John climbed up and duct taped her head back on while yelling, 'I'm gonna kill you if you lose your head again.'

Lacey's head fell off in the dryer. John took it out and said, 'This is the third time this week. You're lucky I still like you.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Lacey the Baby Doll is a dollar store piece of junk that never backs down. It goes in hottubs, dryers, trees, and sometimes loses its head, but John is always there to save her with duct tape and a f***ing attitude.

Lacey went in the hottub and came out all soggy. John said, 'You're still my favorite doll even if you're all wet.'

Lacey got stuck in the tree. John said, 'I'm gonna climb up there and duct tape your head back on if you don't come down.'

Lacey lost her head in the dryer. John said, 'This is the fourth time this week. You're lucky I still have duct tape.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Lacey the Baby Doll is a cheap, tough-as-nails doll that can handle anything. It goes in hottubs, dryers, trees, and even loses its head, but John is always there with duct tape and a f***ing attitude.

Lacey went in the hottub and came out looking like a wet noodle. John said, 'You're still my favorite doll even if you're all soggy.'

Lacey got stuck in the tree. John said, 'I'm gonna climb up there and duct tape your head back on if you don't come down.'

Lacey lost her head in the dryer. John said, 'This is the fifth time this week. I'm running out of duct tape.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago