Lacey stare

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A smoldering look from a man who’s been kicked out of every bar he’s ever been in, usually because he tried to flirt with the barmaid and got a mop thrown at his head.
He gave her the Lacey stare after I told him the barmaid had a boyfriend.
He stared at the girl like she was the last piece of pizza at 2 a. m.
He looked at me like I’d just insulted his dead grandma.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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The look a man gives you when he’s had too much lager and thinks you’re his long-lost love from a pub quiz in 2003.
He gave me the Lacey stare after I said I didn’t know the answer to question 7.
He looked at me like I’d just broken his favorite mug.
He stared at me like I was the reason he failed his driving test.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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The intense eye contact of a man who’s been told by the bouncer that he can’t come back until he stops being a complete arse.
He gave me the Lacey stare after the bouncer told him he’d be banned if he kept talking to the barmaid.
He looked at me like I’d just stolen his last pint.
He stared at me like I was the reason he got kicked out of the pub.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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