Lacey, NJ

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Lacey is a town with two kinds of people. The ones who smell like old pizza and the ones who wear socks with sandals. If you say you live before the bridge on Beach Blvd, people laugh at you like you’re a bad joke. If you say you live over the bridge, they think you’re rich and probably have a goldfish named Steve.
DM: 'I live before the bridge. My neighbors eat cereal for dinner.'
Tweet: 'Over the bridge? Bro, you must be rich and have a goldfish named Steve.'
Text: 'Before the bridge? I bet your car smells like a gym sock.'
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Lacey is a town where people judge you by where you live. If you say you live near the Walmart, they think you’re broke and probably have a pet rat. If you say you live over the bridge, they think you’re rich and also have a pet rat named Kevin.
Text: 'I live near the Walmart. My pet rat is named Kevin.'
Tweet: 'Over the bridge? You must be rich and have a pet rat named Kevin.'
DM: 'Near the Walmart? Bro, I bet your car is held together by duct tape.'
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Lacey is a town where people think you’re trash if you live before the bridge. But if you say you live over the bridge, they think you’re rich and probably own a goldfish and a pet rat. Also, the Walmart is there, and it’s kind of cool.
Tweet: 'Before the bridge? You must be trash and have a pet rat named Kevin.'
Text: 'Over the bridge? You must be rich and have a goldfish named Steve.'
DM: 'Before the bridge? I bet your car is held together by duct tape and a pet rat.'
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