Lacetti

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A weird flying car that aliens use to zoom around like they own the place. If an alien is inside, it can blast off into space and dodge meteors like they're just another traffic jam. It also gets there way too early, like it's trying to annoy you.
My Lacetti showed up 2 hours early and then flew into the sky like it was late for a meeting.
The Lacetti was hit by a meteor and just laughed at it, then split into pieces like it was a bad kid.
I asked my Lacetti to come over and it arrived before I even finished my coffee.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A flying car that aliens drive to be cool. It can fly out of the sky and not get wrecked by meteors. It also gets there way too fast, like it's got a grudge against time.
My Lacetti showed up before I even got dressed, then flew into the stratosphere like it was late for a party.
The Lacetti got hit by a meteor and just shrugged it off, then broke into pieces like it was doing a magic trick.
I told my Lacetti to come over and it arrived before my dog finished eating breakfast.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A flying car that aliens use to escape Earth. It can fly into space and not get crushed by meteors. It also shows up way too early, like it's got nothing better to do.
My Lacetti arrived before my alarm went off, then flew off into space like it was avoiding a traffic ticket.
The Lacetti got hit by a meteor and just bounced off like it was playing a game.
I told my Lacetti to come over and it showed up before my cereal was even finished.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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