lacerte

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The most attractive mf on the planet. Girls dream about Lacerte and usually get a little wet from just looking at him.

My girl texts me at 2 am because she saw Lacerte in the grocery store

He walked by and my dog got a hard-on

Lacerte smiled at me and my pants got wet

Looks like a boy but talks like a girl. If you let him, he'll jerk you off and laugh in your face. Can't even read a sign on a trash can.

He called me a fag and then asked me for a hug

He got lost in the mall and cried like a baby

Tried to read a trash can sign and said it was a love letter