Lacequa

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Looks like a baby got dressed by a grandma who still thinks the 80s were cool
My ex said I looked like a princess from a Hallmark card that got hit by a truck.
My aunt tried to make me wear lacequa to her cousin’s funeral. It was a disaster.
My dog wore a lacequa shirt and looked like he was about to cry.
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So soft it feels like your mom’s old blanket that smells like lavender and regret
My niece wears lacequa every day and acts like it’s a superpower.
My boss makes me wear it and says it’s ‘professional’, I don’t know what that means.
My cat hates it and hisses every time I put it on.
3
Looks like someone tried to turn a pillow into a dress and failed miserably
My friend’s mom wears it to the grocery store and thinks it’s ‘fashion-forward’.
I wore it to a party and got called ‘the grandma of the night’.
My cousin’s dog wore it and looked like it was about to die.
4
So flowy it could be used to trap people and make them do your homework
My sister wore it to school and got detention for looking too fancy.
My dad wore it to work and got laughed at by the whole office.
My brother wore it to a BBQ and got called ‘the flower boy’.
5
Looks like it was made by a toddler with a glue stick and a dream
My grandma made me wear it for her birthday and said it was ‘fancy’.
My teacher made me wear it and said I was ‘too cute for regular clothes’.
My neighbor wore it and looked like she had been hit by a unicorn.
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