lacen

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A girl so blue-eyed you'd think you'd been kicked in the head by a rainbow. She's a brainy beast, looks like a goddess, and has a heart that's been dipped in gold and sprinkled with glitter. She'll stick up for you if you promise to help her beat up her annoying brother.

Lacen is the only person who can calm my brother down during a meltdown. He thinks she's a witch.

I dated Lacen once. She passed me a test and then made me do 20 push-ups.

Lacen is the reason I got an A+ on my math test. She explained fractions like they were my best friends.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A Hawaiian wizard who used to make people work like they were being chased by a angry goat. He probably got a lot of people fired just for being lazy.

My uncle says Lacen made him work 16 hours straight. He still hasn't forgiven him.

Lacen showed up at the beach and made everyone clean up the trash. No mercy.

He was so mean, even the ocean got tired of him.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A giant ant penis that looks like it’s been dipped in glue and left in a sock drawer for a year. It’s so big it could probably beat up a mouse.

My little brother saw Lacen and screamed like he was being chased by a giant spider.

Lacen is so big, it makes my dog cry when he sees it.

I tried to draw Lacen, and now my paper looks like a disaster zone.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A man who ties things together like he's been given a glue stick and a death wish. He's like the human version of a spiderweb, but with more connections and less spiders.

Lacen tied my shoelaces so tight, I thought I was going to lose my feet.

He connected my friends and my crush, and now I have a life.

Lacen is like a superhero, but instead of a cape, he has a glue stick.

by Slangipedia 1d ago