Laceie

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A woman who's got heart, but also got a mouth. She'll stick by you when everyone else is gone, but don't mess with her family or she'll cuss you out and leave you in the dust.
You broke up with her best friend. She showed up at your door with a pizza and a cuss word.
She cried in your lap but then told your dad he was a f***ing idiot.
She didn't say anything when you failed your test, but she texted your mom and said you were a disaster.
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A woman who's got the looks, the brains, and the guts to walk into a room and make everyone else feel like they're f***ing average.
She texted me during the test and said, 'You're gonna fail and I'm gonna laugh about it later.'
She danced in the middle of the mall and got 20 likes on Instagram.
She told my crush he was 'kinda cute' and then laughed at him.
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The most beautiful girl in the world who will fall for you in seconds, but will also yell at you for not calling her back.
She cried when her crush didn't text her back.
She told me she loved me and then left me hanging.
She called me a 'bitch' but still texted me every day.
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A woman who walks in and everyone is like, 'Who is that?' because she looks like she just stepped out of a magazine and got a f***ing makeover.
She showed up to the party and everyone turned around.
She walked in and my crush asked her if she wanted a drink.
She said, 'I look good, don't I?' and everyone agreed.
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The best friend who will cuss you out, but will still save your life when you need it most.
She cussed me out for breaking up with her best friend.
She showed up at my house with a pizza and a cuss word.
She told me she was going to beat up my crush if I didn't stop being a f***ing idiot.
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A woman who looks like a goddess, acts like a queen, and will make you feel like you're the luckiest person in the world.
She said, 'You're the best thing that ever happened to me.'
She danced in the middle of the school and got 50 likes.
She said, 'I'm going to be the best girlfriend you ever had.'
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A woman who's quiet but deadly, and if you talk to her, she'll either laugh at you or kiss you to death.
She just looked at me and said, 'You're f***ing stupid.'
She texted me and said, 'I'm gonna kiss you to death.'
She smiled at me and I felt like I was gonna die.
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