Lacedwithcyanide

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A brainy freak who thinks she's perfect. She yells at everyone online and has more followers than sense.

She called me a brainless twerp for not liking her latest video.

She blocked my dad for commenting 'that’s not a real dance.'

She said my dog was 'too ugly to be her follower.'

My favorite person who likes me back. They’re cool and we have way more in common than my ex.

We talked for hours about how bad my ex’s dance was.

They liked my tweet about my cat being a menace.

They told my mom I was 'not the worst.'

A hot woman with a huge butt who makes jokes so good they’re like magic. She’s basically a god in human form.

She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

She told my brother he was 'the worst kind of man.'

She said my dog was 'the most annoying creature on Earth.'

A terrifying person who loves to pee. They’re like a monster with a tiny bladder and no soul.

They peed on my homework and called it 'art.'

They told my mom I was 'not worth the effort.'

They peed in my cereal and said it was 'a gift.'