lacedchris

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a person who tells the truth even when it makes you want to punch them
I told him the coffee was cold. He threw it at me.
She said my pants were on fire. I believed her until I saw the bill.
He told me I was fat. I still bought the cake.
2
someone who lives in the real world but also has a temper
He saw a spider. He screamed and threw a shoe.
She got stuck in traffic. She yelled at the whole city.
He said the movie was bad. He left before the credits.
3
the kind of person who won't shut up about how bad things are
He kept saying the pizza was terrible. It was just cold.
She kept talking about the weather. It was just rainy.
He said the game was ruined. It was just a tie.
4
a person who tells the truth and doesn't care if you're mad
He told me I was ugly. I still gave him a tip.
She said my joke was bad. I still laughed.
He called my hair a disaster. I still followed him home.
5
a real person who also happens to be a loudmouth
He said the music was terrible. He turned it up louder.
She told me my hair was messy. She grabbed a comb and fixed it.
He said the food was bad. He ate the whole plate.
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the person who tells the truth and doesn't give a damn
He told me I was a failure. I still bought the lottery ticket.
She said my joke was the worst. She still told it again.
He called my outfit a crime. He wore it to the party.
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