laced mutton

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A smug, middle-aged woman who thinks she's still hot, so she slaps on enough makeup to blind a horse and wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a teenager. She's the reason why ‘mutton dressed as lamb’ became a thing, and it’s basically a slap in the face to everyone who knows what real fashion is.

'She wore a crop top like it was a dare, and her eyeliner looked like it was drawn by a drunk raccoon.'

'She tried to look cool by wearing a miniskirt, but it just made her look like she was trying to hide her age.'

'She walked into the bar wearing a neon shirt and enough blusher to make a clown cry.'

by Slangipedia 19h ago

A woman who used to be a prostitute but now thinks she’s too good for that. She still wears her old clothes, but now she adds extra glitter and tries to pretend she’s in a reality show instead of just being a walking embarrassment.

'She showed up to the party wearing her old hooker heels, but with a glittery jacket and a fake tan that looked like it was painted by a toddler.'

'She tried to act fancy by wearing a dress, but it still looked like she was trying to hustle.'

'She called herself a ‘laced mutton’ because she thought it sounded fancy, but it just made everyone laugh.'

by Slangipedia 19h ago