laced banana

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A person who takes pills to keep their brain from exploding. They’re basically a walking medicine cabinet.

My cousin is a laced banana. He takes six pills a day just to stop yelling at the walls.

She’s the laced banana of our group chat. She sends pill reminders at 3 a. m.

He’s a laced banana. He once tried to eat a whole bottle of medicine for breakfast.

Someone who’s so messed up in the head they need medicine to stay sane. They’re like a broken toaster, you need a reset button.

My teacher is a laced banana. She cries during math class and shouts at the whiteboard.

He’s a laced banana. He once tried to explain his thoughts to a dog.

My neighbor is a laced banana. She talks to the mailman and wears socks with sandals.

A person who’s been handed a bunch of pills and told to shut up. They’re like a kid who’s been stuck in a candy store.

My mom is a laced banana. She takes pills and still yells at the TV.

He’s a laced banana. He once threw a pill at his brother during a fight.

My friend is a laced banana. She eats medicine like candy and still talks nonsense.