lace-em-up

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a long-ass walk you take because you're too lazy to get a ride or too broke to pay for one. it’s now a fancy way to show off how tough you are, especially if you do it at night and end up at some sketchy bar.
i lace-em-up every day just to show my cousin i’m not a failure.
i had to lace-em-up because my car broke and i had to get to work.
they lace-em-up just to look cool at the club.
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when you walk so far your feet feel like they’re gonna fall off, and it’s all because you didn’t want to spend a dime on a taxi.
i lace-em-up to the store and came back with a sore ass.
i had to lace-em-up because my phone died and i couldn’t call a ride.
they lace-em-up just to prove they’re better than you.
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a long walk that turns into a party, mostly because you’re too drunk to drive and too proud to admit it.
we lace-em-up every friday and end up at the bar.
i lace-em-up because i drank too much and i couldn’t drive.
they lace-em-up just to show off how wild they are.
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when you walk so much it feels like you’ve been running for hours, and it's all because you're too cheap to pay for a ride.
i lace-em-up to the gym and my legs are killing me.
i had to lace-em-up because i ran out of gas and couldn’t get a ride.
they lace-em-up just to look like they’re working out.
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a long walk that turns into a bragging session, usually because you're too full of yourself to admit you walked there.
i lace-em-up to the bar and brag about how tough i am.
i had to lace-em-up because i didn’t want to take the bus.
they lace-em-up just to show off how tough they are.
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when you walk for so long your legs feel like they’re made of bricks, and it’s because you’re too lazy to get a ride or too broke to afford one.
i lace-em-up every day because i don’t want to pay for a taxi.
i had to lace-em-up because i had no money and no car.
they lace-em-up just to look like they’re working out.
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