lace curtains

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The flappy, frilly skin on a guy who hasn’t had his penis cut, and still thinks he’s fancy.
My cousin’s got more lace curtains than a grandma’s kitchen.
He’s got so much foreskin, it looks like a curtain rod fell in there.
I told my brother he looked like a baby goat with a foreskin on his face.
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That loose, flappy skin on a guy who’s still got his foreskin and thinks he’s cool.
My uncle’s got more lace curtains than a hotel hallway.
That guy’s got foreskin so loose, it’s like a curtain made of shame.
He’s got so much foreskin, I swear it’s got its own zip code.
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A super insulting name for Italian or Irish people who leave their blue-collar roots to become rich, fancy people like lawyers or cops. Used mostly in New England. It's like calling someone a nigger, but for Italians or Irish people.
My neighbor got called a lace curtain because he became a lawyer and forgot where he came from.
My cousin got called a lace curtain by his own brother for becoming a cop.
They called my uncle a lace curtain because he became a doctor and forgot his roots.
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The flappy, frilly skin on a guy who hasn’t had his penis cut and is not even aroused.
That guy’s got more lace curtains than a bakery.
His foreskin looks like a curtain from a discount store.
He’s got so much foreskin, it’s like a curtain made of shame and laziness.
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A dumb way feminists try to stop people from sharing their opinions, especially if they disagree with them.
Feminists called it a lace curtain because they didn’t like the guy’s opinion.
They said it was a lace curtain because he had a different view.
They blocked him on Twitter and called it a lace curtain.
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When you put a piece of swiss cheese on a woman’s vagina and then eat her out like a sandwich.
He put swiss cheese on her and ate her out like a sandwich.
That guy put a piece of cheese on her and ate her out like a kid.
He used swiss cheese and a mouth like a baby.
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A rich Irish guy who got accepted into fancy society because of family money and now acts like he was born into it.
He got into WASP society because his family had money.
He acts like he was born into the upper class.
He’s so rich, he thinks he was born into it.
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