Lace-Curtain Irish

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A rich Irish kid who thinks they're better than everyone else because their family has money and a fancy house. They talk like they're in a movie and act like they own the whole world.
My cousin thinks he's a king because his family has a gold-plated toaster.
She said 'hello' like she was the queen of England.
He walked into the room like he'd just won the lottery.
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Poor Irish immigrants who lived in tiny shacks but still thought they were fancy. They put fancy lace curtains in their dirt-floor hovels and acted like they were royalty.
They had a curtain that cost more than their roof.
He wore a suit to the grocery store like he was going to a fancy party.
She had a lace curtain and a mop, and called it 'style'.
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People who clean the dishes before they pee in the sink, like they're trying to win a contest.
She scrubbed the dishes so hard, she probably could've cleaned the moon.
He took the time to wash the plates before he peed in the sink like it was a sacred ritual.
They had a sink full of clean dishes and a puddle of urine, and called it 'hygiene'.
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