Lace and Whiskey

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A crummy album by a guy who screams like a drunk raccoon. Also a song that sounds like a bar fight in a blender.

My uncle played this album at my cousin's wedding. It was like a horror movie with a side of disrespect.

I tried to listen to it on a road trip. By the third song, I wanted to throw my headphones out the window.

My dog hates this album. He howled like he was being tortured.

A record that makes your ears bleed and your soul cry. Also a song that makes you wish you were dead.

My mom made me listen to it when I was grounded. I still have nightmares about it.

I played it at a party. Half the guests ran out crying. The other half ran out screaming.

My friend said it sounds like a madman’s grocery list.

A bad album that makes you want to punch a wall. Also a song that sounds like a cat fighting a robot.

I listened to it while doing my math homework. I got a C because I was too distracted by the chaos.

My brother said it’s the reason he hates music.

My teacher played it in class. I got detention for laughing too hard.