Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To mix something like ecstasy into a drug like weed so you can go full psycho and make bad life choices.

I laced my weed with ecstasy and now I think I'm a dragon.

She laced the pot and started talking to the ceiling like it was her ex.

He laced his bong with molly and now he's arguing with the fridge.

2

To dress someone up like a fancy jewel box with bling and glitter.

My mom laced me up with diamond earrings and a necklace that screamed money.

He laced his girl with so much jewelry she looked like a walking treasure chest.

They laced the kid with gold and now he thinks he's a king.

3

To punch someone in the face so hard it feels like your fist is a missile.

He laced me in the face and I saw stars for a minute.

She laced her ex and now he’s got a black eye and a bruised ego.

They laced each other until the whole room was a mess.

4

To chain people together and beat the crap out of them until someone’s butt gets kicked.

They laced the gang together and beat them like they were a drum set.

He laced his enemies and now they’re on the floor crying.

The whole crew got laced and now they’re all sore and mad.

5

To give advice so fast it’s like you’re throwing it out like confetti.

My dad laced me with advice before I left for college.

She laced her kid with tips and now he’s got a head full of ideas.

He laced me with advice so much I forgot my own name.

6

To finish something so perfectly it looks like it was made by a god.

He laced the cake and now it looks like it was made by a pastry god.

She laced the pizza and now it’s perfect from crust to cheese.

They laced the project and now it’s the best thing ever.

7

A gender-neutral way to call someone a dumbass, like you're saying 'dude' to everyone.

That lace over there just called me a dumbass.

My friend lace said I was the worst at video games.

That lace just told me I was ugly and I believed him.