Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A short way to say 'long ass cobra-dick' which means someone has a huge penis that looks like a snake with a hard-on.

My cousin’s lacd is so long it could be a slide at a park.

He showed me his lacd and I almost fainted.

My brother’s lacd is so big it could be a new roller coaster.

2

Lacd is a bad word for a really long penis that makes people laugh and stare.

My friend’s lacd is so long it got stuck in a door.

I saw his lacd and it looked like a ladder.

He told me about his lacd and I couldn’t stop laughing.

3

Lacd is a funny way to say someone’s penis is so long it’s like a cobra with a permanent hard-on.

My brother’s lacd is so long it could be a bridge.

I got a picture of his lacd and I burst out laughing.

He showed me his lacd and it looked like a snake from a horror movie.

4

Lacd is a slang word for a penis so long it could stretch the whole room.

He showed me his lacd and it looked like it could wrap around the school.

My friend’s lacd is so long it could be a new hallway.

I got stuck behind his lacd in the hallway and it was awkward.

5

Lacd is a very rude way to describe someone’s penis that’s longer than a subway line.

His lacd is so long it could be a train ride.

I saw his lacd and it looked like it could go on forever.

He told me about his lacd and it made me laugh so hard I cried.

6

Lacd is a joke word for a penis so long it could beat the world record for the longest snake.

His lacd is longer than the principal’s snake in the science class.

I saw his lacd and it looked like it could be a new animal in the zoo.

He showed me his lacd and it made me laugh so hard I had to sit down.