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Left accelerationism. A bunch of liberals who think the world will end if rich people don't get rich faster. Everyone else thinks they're just mad because they can't afford coffee.

'I’m not trying to save the world, I’m just trying to get my latte before it’s too late.'

'Left accelerationism is like when your mom yells at you for not finishing your cereal.'

'If the rich don’t get richer, the world explodes. I saw it in the movie.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Left accelerationism. A fancy way of saying lefties want the world to burn because they’re too busy arguing about the meaning of life.

'Left accelerationism is like when you start a fire just to see what happens.'

'They’re not trying to save the world, they’re trying to save their opinions.'

'Left accelerationism is like when your friend’s pet parrot starts a revolution.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Left accelerationism. A group of people who believe the planet is doomed, but they’re too busy being sad to do anything about it.

'Left accelerationism is like when you cry about the world ending but forget to bring a tissue.'

'They think the world is ending, but they’re too busy arguing about it to do anything.'

'Left accelerationism is like when your mom says the world is ending, but she’s just mad about the rent.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Left accelerationism. A group of people who think the planet is going to blow up, and they’re just waiting for it to happen because they can’t be bothered to fix anything.

'Left accelerationism is like when you say the world is ending, but you’re just tired.'

'They’re not fixing the world, they’re just waiting for it to crash.'

'Left accelerationism is like when your friend says the world is ending, but they’re just out of coffee.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Left accelerationism. A bunch of people who believe the world will end if the rich don’t get richer, and they’re too busy fighting over the meaning of life to do anything about it.

'Left accelerationism is like when you fight about the meaning of life instead of saving the world.'

'They think the world will end, but they’re too busy arguing about it.'

'Left accelerationism is like when your friend says the world is ending, but they’re just mad about their taxes.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago