Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone's personality is missing a big chunk like a missing tooth

You're Lacatocee bro. You act like you're not even here sometimes.

She's Lacatocee. You can't even tell her from a brick wall.

He's Lacatocee. He's got the personality of a damp sock.

2

When someone is so empty inside you could throw a party in there

That guy is Lacatocee. You could put a whole pizza in his head and he wouldn't know.

She's Lacatocee. Her brain is about the size of a raisin.

He's Lacatocee. He's got more personality than a dead fish.

3

When someone has a personality so weak it can't even hold up a sandwich

You're Lacatocee. Your personality can't even hold up a piece of bread.

She's Lacatocee. She's got the strength of a wet noodle.

He's Lacatocee. He can't even stand up to a cheese sandwich.

4

When someone is so bland you could paint them and not even notice

That guy is Lacatocee. He's so bland I could paint him and still not notice.

She's Lacatocee. She’s like a plain white wall.

He's Lacatocee. He's got the color of a used napkin.

5

When someone’s personality is so broken it can’t even fix itself

You're Lacatocee. Your personality is broken and it can't even fix itself.

She's Lacatocee. She's got the soul of a broken toaster.

He's Lacatocee. He can't even stand up straight.

6

When someone is so lifeless they could be a zombie's best friend

That guy is Lacatocee. He’s so lifeless he could be a zombie’s sidekick.

She's Lacatocee. She's got more energy than a dead battery.

He's Lacatocee. He's got the vibe of a zombie’s best friend.