Laby-Boy

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A girl who makes your Resticle look like a sad potato. Comes with a throne for sitting like a queen, and it shakes if you ask nicely.
My Laby-Boy showed up and my Resticle looked like it just got divorced.
She sat on my throne and said, 'This is my new home, and I’m not leaving.'
I asked her to turn on the vibrations, and she said, 'Only if you promise to stop being so loud.'
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The girl version of a Resticle. She’s got a fancy seat that vibrates, and she uses it to make your life a mess.
My Laby-Boy turned on the vibrations and I got distracted during a math test.
She showed up with her seat and said, 'This is the future, and you’re stuck with it.'
I tried to ignore her, but her seat kept vibrating like it had a personality.
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A girl who sits on a fancy chair and makes your brain feel like it’s been hit by a truck. Sometimes it vibrates, and it’s not nice.
My Laby-Boy turned on the vibrations and I forgot how to spell 'resticle.'
She sat on her chair and said, 'You’re lucky I don’t take you down with me.'
I tried to do my homework, but her chair was too loud and I got distracted.
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