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So clean you could do surgery in it and no one would die

My mom’s bathroom is so clean I could sew my own heart in there.

This kid’s room is so clean I could eat a burger in it and not get sick.

This restaurant is so clean I could live there and never wash my hands again.

So clean it’s like a hospital but with more glitter and less screaming

That kid’s room is so clean it’s like a hospital but with more glitter and less screaming.

This kitchen is so clean I could eat a bowl of cereal and not get a single crumb.

That bathroom was so clean I could do a TikTok dance in it and not get a single stain.

So clean it’s like you just dipped it in bleach and laughed in its face

That floor was so clean I could eat a pizza and not get any grease on it.

That kid’s room was so clean I could sleep there and not get any germs.

That sink was so clean I could wash my hands and not even use soap.

So clean you could eat a whole chicken in it and not get any feathers

That kitchen was so clean I could eat a whole chicken and not get any feathers.

That kid’s room was so clean I could do a magic trick and not get any mess.

That bathroom was so clean I could take a shower and not even use a towel.

So clean it’s like a ghost lived there and never touched anything

That room was so clean it’s like a ghost lived there and never touched anything.

That kitchen was so clean I could eat a burger and not get any crumbs.

That hallway was so clean I could run through it and not leave a single print.

So clean it’s like you dipped it in magic and said ‘no mess’

That bathroom was so clean it’s like you dipped it in magic and said ‘no mess’.

That kitchen was so clean I could eat a whole pizza and not get any sauce.

That room was so clean I could do my taxes in it and not get any paper cuts.