1 Life’s a cuss word and then you’re six feet under Expand Man I woke up with a hangover and my dog diedMy ex just texted me and my boss yelled at meI got fired and my car broke down on the way home + Examples
2 Life gives you the worst and then you’re dead Expand My mom called me and my phone diedI got a flat tire and my cat ran awayMy job sucks and my dating life is worse + Examples
3 Life’s like a bad punchline and then you’re gone Expand My day started with a fight and ended with a heartburnI failed my test and my dog ate my homeworkMy boss yelled and my car wouldn’t start + Examples