Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid word that clueless college girls use for their ugly laptops, like they're some kind of genius.

My labtop is so slow it took 10 minutes to open TikTok.

I got a labtop for college, and it’s already broken.

Labtop? More like la-ba-tup.

2

What stupid thugs and country bumpkins call laptops. They say it like they're trying to impress everyone.

My labtop is so loud it woke up my neighbors.

Labtop? That's not even a real word.

I spell it labtop because I'm too dumb to spell laptop.

3

It's not a labtop, it's a laptop, you stupid little twerp. I'm a nerd and I'm proud.

You call it labtop? I call it trash.

Labtop? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

You're a nerd, and I'm calling it laptop.

4

A drunk dog that surfs the internet and posts stupid threads at 3 AM. It walks around like it owns the place.

My labtop dog just peed on my keyboard again.

That labtop dog posted a thread about why cats are better than dogs.

My dog walks around the block like it's the king of the internet.

5

Labtop is a faggot. That's why Hunter says it.

Labtop? That's a faggot.

Hunter says labtop is a faggot.

Labtop is a faggot, and I'm not even mad.

6

A stupid, ancient, slow, gay laptop that can't even run a basic game. It's the worst.

My labtop is so old it crashes every 5 minutes.

I tried to play Minecraft on my labtop, and it didn't work.

My labtop is the worst, and I hate it.

7

A stupid way that kids misspell laptop. It's like they're trying to be cool.

Labtop? That's not even a real word.

Kids spell it labtop because they're dumb.

My kid spelled it labtop, and I'm mad.