Labstacle

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A pile of smelly Labradors blocking your path like they're trying to slow you down on purpose
I tried to leave the park and there was a whole pack of Labs in my way. They looked like they were trying to make me late for work.
My dog ran into the street and I had to fight through three Labs like they were part of a dog gang.
I was trying to get to the fridge and there was a Lab in my way. It was like a dog version of a roadblock.
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When Labs are in your way and you’re forced to either walk over them or lose your mind
I was trying to get to the bus stop and a Lab just sat in my path like it was a dog version of a traffic cone.
I had to step over two Labs to get to my coffee. I’m not even mad. I’m just tired.
I got stuck behind three Labs in the hallway. It was like a dog version of a crowd.
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When Labs are in your way and you feel like they’re trying to make you look like a fool
I tried to walk past a Lab and it just stared at me like I had no right to be there.
I had to push through a Lab like it was a dog version of a wall.
I was trying to get to the door and there was a Lab right in my way. It was like a dog version of a guard.
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When you have to get past a bunch of Labs and you’re just hoping they don’t start barking at you
I had to walk around a Lab like it was a dog version of a traffic jam.
I was trying to get to my car and there was a Lab blocking the way like it was trying to stop me from leaving.
I had to go over a Lab like it was a dog version of a hurdle.
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When Labs are in your way and you have to fight through them like they’re a dog army
I had to fight through two Labs to get to the park like I was in a dog war.
I had to walk over a Lab like it was a dog version of a stepping stone.
I had to push past a Lab like it was trying to stop me from getting my snack.
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