Labrum Boy

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A guy who moans about his shoulders like they're his ex. He says stuff like 'I don't know about my shoulders' like it's a conspiracy.
'My shoulders are dying, I swear. I'm gonna need a wheelchair and a therapist.'
'I don't know about my shoulders, but I know my life is ruined.'
'If my shoulders weren't so weak, I'd be able to lift this pizza.'
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A human being who blames his shoulders for everything. Even when he eats a whole pizza by himself.
'My shoulders are giving me the silent treatment. I don't know about my shoulders.'
'I can't even look at my shoulders anymore. They're like my ex.'
'I don't know about my shoulders, but I know I'm not getting a promotion.'
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A guy who talks about his shoulders like they're in a relationship. He says 'I don't know about my shoulders' like it's a breakup.
'My shoulders are cheating on me. I don't know about my shoulders.'
'I can't even stand up because my shoulders are mad at me.'
'I don't know about my shoulders, but I know my life is a disaster.'
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