LaBroned

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You brag like a boss but when it’s time to deliver you crap out and end up face planting like a clumsy toddler. You’re all hype but no game.
You said you’d win the championship but you choked like a dehydrated raisin.
You promised a block shot but you missed it like it was your first time playing.
You talked about being the best but you got owned like a pizza with no cheese.
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That LeBron guy, the NBA legend, the guy so good he must’ve been genetically engineered in a lab because normal people can’t be that good.
He’s the reason you’re still watching basketball.
He’s the guy who makes you forget your own name.
He’s so good he makes your team look like a bunch of kindergarteners.
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