Labron

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The NBA legend who’s so good, he probably was born in a lab because normal people can’t be that awesome.
"Labron? That’s just a lab experiment that went wrong and turned into a god."
"If Labron was a pizza, it would be a 100-slice deep-dish with extra cheese and extra sauce and extra everything."
"Labron’s so good, he probably was made by scientists who wanted to create a human version of a superhero."
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You talk big and act like you’re the best, but when the big moment comes, you mess up and look like an idiot.
"He was talking like he was going to win the game, but then he missed the easiest shot and looked like a rookie."
"She said she was going to crush the interview, but then she forgot the questions and just stared at the wall."
"He said he was going to win the bet, but then he lost and had to eat a whole pizza in front of everyone."
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