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your bro who’s so trashy he could’ve been born in a dumpster. he’s a walking poop bag.
My labrobro ate my lunch and then cried about it.
He tried to be cool by wearing socks with sandals. It didn’t work.
He’s the only person who could make a pizza look like a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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the one bro who’s like a human trash can. he’s always got something gross on him.
He showed up to my party with a bag of chips and a fart.
He tried to high-five me and it felt like high-fiving a dead raccoon.
He’s the reason I now hate the word ‘smell’.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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your bro who’s so bad he should get a medal for being the worst.
He failed math and then tried to blame the calculator.
He said he was a superhero but only had one superpower: being loud.
He tried to dance and it looked like he was fighting a ghost.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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the bro who’s like a human disaster. he’s always making things worse.
He spilled my soda and then tried to drink it.
He tried to be funny but just said ‘poop’ five times.
He ruined my game by cheating and then crying about it.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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your bro who’s so trashy he could’ve been born in a trash can. he’s a human mess.
He showed up to my house and brought a trash bag for lunch.
He tried to sing but it sounded like a goat got hit by a truck.
He’s the reason I now think about trash every day.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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the bro who’s like a walking disaster. he’s got no skills and no style.
He tried to draw and it looked like a confused chicken.
He failed at everything and then blamed his shoes.
He tried to be cool but just screamed into a mic.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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