labriyah

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the ass queen who gets everything she wants and laughs in your face when you don't
She got the last slice of pizza and called me a meatless wonder.
He asked her out and she said 'I'm already taken by my reflection.'
She wore my shirt to the party and said it looked better on her.
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the woman with the ass so big it has its own zip code
She walked in and the whole room turned around.
Her seat on the bus was like a throne for the poor.
She sat down and the chair broke like it was scared of her.
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the ultimate butt diva who makes your life a mess just for fun
She texted me at 2 a. m. just to say she was eating pizza.
She took my spot in line and said I was 'too small to matter.'
She used my password to log into my account and posted a selfie on my wall.
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