labrinuman

My cousin threw vanilla all over my dinner and called it art.

He dropped a scoop of chocolate on my plate and said it was a declaration of war.

She dumped ice-cream on my mashed potatoes and said I was a failure.

He fought mashed potatoes with a spoon and a cup of ice-cream.

She threw ice-cream at my potatoes like they owed her money.

He made a mess of my dinner just to prove a point.

He called my mashed potatoes a traitor and threw ice-cream at them.

She said my potatoes were weak and dumped ice-cream on them.

He threw ice-cream at my potatoes like it was a contest.