Labrijonay

My cousin is a labrijonay. She got a $200 phone but still eats out of a cardboard box.

She said she was going to college but still lives in her grandma's basement.

She tried to act cool but still spilled soda on her shirt during lunch.

She yapped at me for 10 minutes but still couldn't solve the problem.

She said she was going to be a doctor but still can't add up her allowance.

She called me a nerd but still cried when she failed the test.

She acts like she's a princess but still wears that same old hoodie.

She said she was rich but still borrows my lunch money.

She got a new phone but still uses my old charger.

She said she was the best but still lost the game.

She called me a nobody but still cried when I won.

She bragged about her life but still can't pay her bills.

She said she was going to be famous but still lives in the projects.

She got a new car but still rides the bus to school.

She said she was rich but still eats at the cheapest place.

She said she was quiet but still talked during the movie.

She said she was chill but still cursed at me in the hallway.

She said she was a queen but still spilled her soda on my shirt.