1 Two girls fighting the world with bad decisions and worse hair. Expand I'm not lazy, I'm just strategically tired.This is why I don't do relationships.My life is a mess, but it's my mess. + Examples
2 Two women trying to survive life with too much coffee and not enough patience. Expand I didn't start the fire, but I'm definitely fueling it.This isn't a problem. It's a lifestyle.I'm not angry. I'm just selectively calm. + Examples
3 Two hens who think they're chickens and are definitely not ready for the big world. Expand I didn't fail. I just made a bold choice.I'm not lost. I'm just exploring.I'm not dramatic. I'm just passionately average. + Examples