labrechera

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A person who acts like they're better than everyone else, even when they're clearly not.

My labrechera cousin thinks he invented pizza. He didn't. He just forgot to eat it.

She said I couldn't pass the test. I did. She failed.

He called me a failure for liking chicken nuggets. I called him a chicken nugget.

Someone who thinks they're the main character of everyone's life, even when they're not.

My labrechera friend thinks he's the reason I failed math. He wasn't even in the class.

She told me I should’ve won the game. I did. She lost.

He texted me in the middle of my dinner. I didn’t answer. He called me a ghost.

A person who constantly tries to one-up others, even when it doesn’t make sense.

My labrechera brother said he could beat me at chess. He didn’t even know the rules.

She bragged about her dog. My dog ate her dog. She cried.

He said he could do my job better. I did it. He quit.

Someone who acts like they know everything, even when they clearly don’t.

My labrechera uncle said he knew how to fix my phone. He broke it.

She said she could cook dinner. She burned the house down.

He claimed he could read my mind. I told him my thoughts. He didn’t get it.

A person who thinks they're the center of attention everywhere they go.

My labrechera cousin talks the whole time. No one listens. He doesn’t care.

She said she was the best at everything. I said I was the best at ignoring her.

He walked into the room and expected everyone to cheer. They didn’t. He left.

Someone who constantly brags about things that aren’t even impressive.

My labrechera friend said he got a C. He thought that was a big deal. It wasn’t.

She said she had 10 friends. I had 100. She didn’t know.

He bragged about his small dog. My dog eats his dog.