labranche

That Labranche is taller than my uncle but still sideways like he's drunk.

I tried to hug that Labranche and it just stared back like it was judging me.

That tree in the park is a Labranche. It’s like it’s telling the whole city to shut up and take a nap.

That Labranche is so full of itself, it blocked the sun just to look important.

My dog tried to bark at that Labranche and it just blinked at him like he was annoying.

That tree is a Labranche. It’s got more attitude than my mom on a Monday.

That Labranche is so cool, it doesn't even care if the kids throw rocks at it.

I saw that Labranche wearing sunglasses and eating a taco. It’s too cool for school.

That tree is a Labranche. It’s got better style than my cousin's whole wardrobe.