labralingus

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When a big dumb dog licks your private area like it's a snack, but it's not the same as getting a tongue job from a human.

My dog thinks I'm a snack bar. He licks me every time I come home.

This labrador just treated my crotch like it was a pizza.

He licks me like I owe him money. And I do.

A dog's version of giving head, except it's more like a licking spree and less like a thoughtful move.

My dog gave me a labralingus so hard, I thought I was gonna get a doggy divorce.

He licks me like it's a competition. And I'm losing.

He doesn't know what a tongue job is. He just knows I like it.

Getting licked by a dog down there, which is kind of hot, but also kind of gross and also kind of dumb.

He licked me like I was a snack, but I was also a little turned on.

Labralingus is like a free service, but you also get a little bit of dog breath.

He licks me like it's a job, and I'm his boss.