labragoat

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A labrador retriever puppy that thinks the entire world is a buffet and will try to eat your face if you don't shut up.

My labragoat ate my homework and my feelings.

He tried to eat my phone. I had to kick him out of the house.

I told him to stop eating my shoes. He just gave me a look.

A puppy that looks like a labrador but acts like a monster that wants to eat your soul and your leftovers.

My labragoat tried to eat my cat. The cat ran away and now he’s mad.

He ate my pizza and then cried when I took it away.

I asked him if he wanted a treat. He ate my hand.

A puppy that thinks everything is a snack and will try to eat your brain if you don't give him a treat.

I told my labragoat to stop eating my couch. He just looked at me like I was crazy.

He ate my backpack and now he’s full and I’m not.

He tried to eat my face. I gave him a treat and he stopped.