labradour on toast

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A labradour on toast is when everything is so good it feels like you're eating a dog on a piece of bread and you're too high to care.
Just got promoted and my cat gave me a headbutt. Labradour on toast.
My pizza arrived hot and my ex called. Labradour on toast.
My mom baked a cake and I got a raise. Labradour on toast.
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A labradour on toast is when life is giving you free snacks and you're too lazy to thank it.
My coffee was free and my dog didn’t bark. Labradour on toast.
My boss said I could leave early and I got a donut. Labradour on toast.
My phone died and my mom sent me money. Labradour on toast.
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A labradour on toast is when you're so happy you could eat a dog on bread and still have room for dessert.
I passed my test and my crush texted me. Labradour on toast.
My dog ate my homework and I got an A. Labradour on toast.
I won a prize and my cat fell asleep on me. Labradour on toast.
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A labradour on toast is when everything is going so well it feels like life is giving you a sandwich and a standing ovation.
I got a new job and my car started. Labradour on toast.
My dog didn’t chew my shoes and my mom didn’t yell. Labradour on toast.
I won a bet and got free pizza. Labradour on toast.
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A labradour on toast is when you're so good at life it's like you're eating a dog on bread and you're still smug about it.
I aced my test and my crush said hi. Labradour on toast.
My dog didn’t bark and I got a donut. Labradour on toast.
I passed my test and my mom baked cookies. Labradour on toast.
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