labradoring

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A dog that's so popular it's like the president of the dog world. It came from Canada to help fishermen and now it's everywhere, even in your house eating your food like it owns the place.
My labrador ate my homework and my lunch. I'm gonna have to feed it more to get it to stop.
This dog is so popular it's got its own fan club. And they all bring snacks.
My dog is a labrador and it's got a PhD in stealing food.
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A labrador that looks like it was born in a candy store and then dropped into a paint factory.
This dog is so cute I want to hug it and then steal its snacks.
My dog looks like a hot dog dipped in chocolate and then left in the sun.
That labrador is so cute it makes my dog jealous.
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A dog from Newfoundland that’s so popular it’s like it’s got a personal trainer and a therapist. It comes in three colors and leaves hair everywhere like it’s going through a divorce.
This dog is so popular it has its own Instagram and it posts snacks.
My dog left hair on my couch like it's a carpet and it's covered in snacks.
My dog is from Newfoundland and it’s got more hair than my uncle after a barbecue.
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A dog that’s got the body of a superhero and the brain of a toddler. It’s got three colors and it’s always ready to jump in water or eat your food.
My dog is like a superhero who also eats your snacks and steals your snacks.
This lab is like a dog version of a superhero who also likes snacks.
That dog is so athletic it can run a marathon and still eat your lunch.
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A dog that loves you more than your mom loves your dad. It has black fur and it eats your food like it’s a crime.
My dog loves me more than my mom loves my dad and it also eats my food.
This dog is black and it's got a PhD in eating snacks.
My dog loves me so much it eats my food like it’s a job.
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A rare dog that's so rare it's like the last pizza in the box. It's not a mix of a lab and a husky. It's like a dog from the Arctic and it's got a population count lower than my math grade.
This dog is so rare it's like the last snack in the bag and it's got a population count lower than my math grade.
I saw this dog on Facebook and it's got more hair than my uncle and it's from the Arctic.
That dog is so rare it's got a population count lower than my math grade and it's from the Arctic.
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When someone forgets what they were doing because they're distracted like a dog who just saw a squirrel or a snack.
I was doing my math homework and then my dog saw a squirrel and now I'm distracted like a toddler.
This person is distracted like a dog who just saw a squirrel and forgot about their snack.
My dog is so distracted it forgot about its snack and now it's looking for a squirrel.
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