Labrador

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A dog so dumb it got a job pulling fish nets. It’s the most stupid dog in America, and it’s got three dumb colors: black, yellow, and chocolate. It’s also a walking mess with bad hips and a stomach that turns into a bag of crap.

My dog is a lab. He pulled my net. He also ate my homework.

My lab is dumb. He got a job. He eats my food and my feelings.

That lab is a mess. His hips are bad. His stomach is a bag of crap.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A lab that looks so cute it could make your face explode. It’s like a puppy with a full-time job of being adorable.

My lab is cute. He looks like a puppy. He also looks like he could make my face explode.

This lab is the cutest thing ever. I want to hug him. I also want to punch him.

That lab is a face-melting cutie. I have no willpower.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A dog from Newfoundland that’s so popular it’s got a fan club. It’s got three colors, and it drops hair like it’s going out of style.

My lab is from Newfoundland. He’s got a fan club. He drops hair like it’s going out of style.

That lab is popular. It has a fan club. It also has a lot of hair on the floor.

My lab is from Newfoundland. He’s got three colors. He drops hair everywhere.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A dog that’s part dog, part best friend, part food stealer. It’s got three colors, and it’s got a heart bigger than your mom’s credit card debt.

That lab is my best friend. He steals my food. He also has a heart bigger than my mom’s credit card debt.

My lab is a food stealer. He’s got three colors. He’s also got a big heart.

That lab is a best friend. He’s got three colors. He also steals my food.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A dog with black fur that loves you so much it might eat your face. It’s a lab, and it’s got a heart so big it could carry your entire life.

My lab has black fur. He loves me so much he might eat my face.

That lab has black fur. He loves me so much he might eat my face.

My lab has black fur. He loves me. He might eat my face.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A fake dog made by mixing up real dogs and a wolf. It’s so rare there’s only 65 of them left. And it’s got nothing to do with your dumb lab.

That lab husky is fake. It’s got nothing to do with your dumb lab.

There’s only 65 lab huskies left. They’re fake. They’re not your dumb lab.

That fake dog is a lab husky. It’s got nothing to do with your dumb lab.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A person who can’t focus. It’s like a lab or a puppy who’s got a mind like a sieve and a brain full of glitter.

My friend is a lab. He can’t focus. His mind is like a sieve.

That person is a lab. He can’t focus. His brain is full of glitter.

My lab can’t focus. His mind is a sieve. His brain is glitter.

by Slangipedia 9d ago