Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Labradoofus is a half-beagle, half-Labrador disaster that looks like it got hit by a truck and then asked for dessert.

My Labradoofus just stole my sandwich and pooped on my keyboard.

This dog is the reason I failed math.

I named my Labradoofus 'Sir Bloop' because he looks like a confused donut.

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A Labradoofus is a beagle-Labrador mix that smells like a gym sock and has the brain of a potato.

My Labradoofus thinks the couch is a litter box.

He barked at the mailman like he was going to war.

He howled at the TV like it was his ex.

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A Labradoofus is a dog that looks like it got tangled in a beagle and a Labrador, and it’s probably mad about it.

My Labradoofus dug a hole to China and then fell asleep.

He tried to eat my homework and got a timeout.

He chased my cat around the house like it was a game show.

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A Labradoofus is a dog that smells like a beagle, looks like a Labrador, and acts like it just got fired from the circus.

My Labradoofus barked at my phone like it was a monster.

He sat on my laptop and typed 'I love you' with his butt.

He howled at the moon like it owed him money.

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A Labradoofus is a dog that’s half beagle, half Labrador, and 100% chaos.

My Labradoofus tried to eat my shoes and got a time-out.

He burped at my mom like he was trying to start a fight.

He dug up my garden and then fell asleep in the dirt.

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A Labradoofus is a dog that smells like a gym sock, looks like a confused donut, and acts like it’s the king of the trash can.

My Labradoofus pooped on my mom’s favorite shirt.

He chased my dog around the house like it was a race.

He barked at the vacuum like it was a personal attack.