Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake Tory who thinks they're cool because they changed their name in 1997.

@LabourParty: 'We're not Tories, we're just... better Tories.'

My mate's dad says, 'Labour? They're just Tories with a fancy haircut.'

Labour fan: 'I hate Tories, but I hate Labour more.'

2

Old Dubliners call the welfare office 'The Labour' like it's some kind of fancy coffee shop.

Old man at the bus stop: 'I went to The Labour today, and they said I was too lazy to work.'

My nan says, 'The Labour gave me a form and a cup of tea, and that's it.'

My uncle screamed, 'The Labour took my money!'

3

They wrecked the economy twice, went to war twice, and still think they're fancy.

'Blair and his crew took the country to war for no reason!', Anonymous

My dad said, 'They took the economy and turned it into a mess!'

Boss: 'Labour’s the reason I’m working three jobs!'

4

They're the worst scum ever, and they're in charge of the UK.

My friend texted me: 'Labour is the worst scum ever!'

My sister says, 'They're lying stupid bastards!'

My teacher: 'They’re traitors who ruined everything!'

5

They’re in charge, but they messed up the country and made everyone sad.

@LabourParty: 'We made the NHS, but we also broke Britain!'

My dad: 'They made the NHS, but now we’re all broke!'

My friend: 'They took the UK from good to broken in 10 years!'

6

An old political group that turned into a fancy Tory party.

'Labour is just a Tory in a suit!', My uncle

My nan said, 'They changed their name to New Labour and got fancy.'

My mate: 'Blair and his crew turned Labour into a fancy Tory party!'

7

A socialist group that thinks they're fancy but actually messed up the economy.

'Labour’s the worst, but they think they’re fancy!', My brother

My friend: 'They made the NHS, but they also messed up the economy!'

My teacher: 'Atlee was good, but Labour is a mess!'