Labour Hire

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A lazy, good-for-nothing worker who probably slept through the whole weekend and thinks putting petrol in a diesel car is a smart idea. Most of them have been on the dole or were born with no brain.
I hired three labour hire workers and only one showed up. The other two probably thought it was a Monday and got confused.
He tried to start his diesel car with petrol. I think he thought it was a magic trick.
They were so useless, I had to do the job myself. They just sat there eating chips.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A worker so bad they might as well be paid to do nothing. They probably think showing up once a week is a full-time job and have no idea what petrol or diesel are.
He turned up 10 minutes late, drunk, and tried to start the truck with a bottle of beer. Classic labour hire.
They told me to put petrol in the diesel car. I said, 'You're mad.' They said, 'We're all mad here.'
He didn’t even know what a Monday was. I had to explain it to him like he was a toddler.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A worker who thinks they’re the boss, but they’re just there to cause trouble. They’ve probably been on the dole for years and think showing up once a week is a win.
He walked in, said, 'I'm not doing this job,' and sat down. I told him to go home. He said, 'I'm not going home, I'm going to the dole office.'
I asked him to put petrol in the diesel car. He said, 'I don’t know what that is. I’m not doing it.'
He came in late, had a hangover, and tried to start the car with a hammer. I told him to go home.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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